boxfivebaritone:

boxfivebaritone:

I fucking. Had to go. Outside for 3 seconds. to check on the god damn mail. And my neighbor and his wife. They were there.
HE MADE A COMMENT ABOUT YOUTH STAYING IN PAJAMAS ALL DAY. AND HE CALLED ME LAZY.
“I’m currently bleeding a bath tubs worth of blood out of my uterus. Back the fuck off.” I said. His god damn wife. She turned to me and promised to bring over some midol. Fuck that guy. But his wife is a god send.

Update:
It took her forever but she also baked me a chocolate cake and bought me an extra box of chocolate doughnuts. She also brought me the midol as promised. The woman is a godsend

(via finallyking-deactivated20201028)

thecommonchick:

R.I.P to all the “we should hangout this summer"s that never happened

(Source: thecommonchick.com, via lemonxime)

justbeingaslut:

i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.

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